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Santa responds, he's had enough-- and he's writing back!, by Santa Claus

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Santa responds, he's had enough-- and he's writing back!, by Santa Claus

Language

eng

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no index present

Literary Form

non fiction

Main title

Santa responds

Medium

electronic resource

Nature of contents

standards specifications

Oclc number

646769235

Responsibility statement

by Santa Claus

Sub title

he's had enough-- and he's writing back!

Summary

Ever wonder what Santa does with all those letters? (And all those cookies?) After a particularly long, cold night staring at nine smelly reindeer butts, the old man lets loose with the real answers to those stupid, whiny, hard-to-read letters from kids. Turns out, we really do get what we deserve. Dear Billy,. I know you honestly believe that the good deeds you rattled off represent your behavior for the entire past year rather than the activities that occurred during the two hours leading up to the writing of this letter. Two hours of good behavior hardly justifies a new Playstation, let alo

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