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Encyclopedia paranoiaca, the definitive compendium of things you absolutely, positively must not eat, drink, waer, take, grow, make, buy, use, do, permit, believe or let yourself be exposed to, including an awful lot of toxic, lethal, horrible stuff that you thought was safe, good, or healthy : all sorts of really bad people who are out to get, cheat, steal from, or otherwise take advantage of you : and a whole host of existential threats and looming dooms that make global warming look like a walk in the park (with its high risk of skin cancer, broken bones, bee stings, allergic seizures, animal attacks, criminal assaults, and lightning strikes), Henry Beard and Christopher Cerf